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Blizzard of 1978 I was almost 14. I remember we were dismissed from school early and while walking home we were pushing cars out that had gotten stuck on the side streets. Pushed out 3 or 4 in the mile walk. Were soaked when we got home. Next day we had huge snowdrifts covering cars in our drive. Quite the experience and I'd like another one to try out some of the Rangers features. :LOL:
 

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An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with her deodorizer.

Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator.
He began to sniff, and the Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"

"Well, yes I do," he replied.

"What does it smell like?"

The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kinda smells like someone crapped in a pine tree."
 
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