How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Chris M]

i am sorry, what am i missing about this being funny, i am dense so be kind.

"Daddy says mommy can't manage money worth a shit..." from a little boy sitting in the cart...

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[Fawnbuster]

i am sorry, what am i missing about this being funny, i am dense so be kind.

She wasn't broke she had more than enough money to pay and then some, she was just embarrassed . One never knows what a kid will say when they are being honest. Hence some of the jokes others previously posted about kids saying things. Wasn't making fun of her, he was just jabbering

 

[Tracy Bowman]

I was in the checkout line when my son (who was about two) stood up in the buggy, pointed at the entrance to man with a huge pot belly, and yelled (for ALL to hear): "MAMA! That man is gonna have a BABY!". Yep, you never know what is gonna come out of those little mouths next!

 

[FX4Offroad]

When my daughter was little, we were at a restaurant when she blurted out to our waitress Mandy, "we have a cat named Mandy. She poops on the porch"

 

[Fawnbuster]

When my daughter was little, we were at a restaurant when she blurted out to our waitress Mandy, "we have a cat named Mandy. She poops on the porch"

Omg ! Ding ding ding we have a winner!

 

[T Bone]

hey i didnt mean to come off as an ass, i just honestly didnt get it, i am stupid. sorry for the remark.

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[Chris M]

hey i didnt mean to come off as an ass, i just honestly didnt get it, i am stupid. sorry for the remark.

You are far from stupid. Sometimes things just get by us for one reason or another. It just wasn't your day to "get it" at that time.

Have a blessed day!

 

[Sailor]

At a wedding my 3 year old cousin stood up on the pew and yelled during a silent moment of the ceremony " If this is a party, where are the f****ing peanuts?

 

[BoilerMike]

After retiring I went to the Social Security office to apply for my benefits. The woman behind the counter asked me for my drivers license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I left it at home. I told the woman my dilemma and stated I would have to come back later. The woman said, “Unbutton your shirt.” I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver chest hair. She said, “That silver chest hair is proof enough for me“ and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home I told my wife about the experience I had at the Social Security office. She said, “You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.”

 

[DukeCanBuildit]

Rhode Island is taking the title away from Massachusetts for worst drivers.

Tracy finally gets it parked in a straight line. ?

 

[Doc]

Whats for dinner Dad ?

 

[P. A. Schilke]

 

[P. A. Schilke]

 

[Trigganometry]

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