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It was the dangling basketball goal without the backboard, I'm sure.
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One - I would never get my Jeep into the mud like that.
Two - If somehow it did get that muddy, I would just leave the keys in it and walk away. That Jeep will never get clean again...
 


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My old Poulan 16" would start on the third pull and high idle fast enough when choked to run the chain.
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Many years ago, I was living in a apartment building. The owner had a very large apartment in the building and also had a small garage where he stored tools and such to use for the maintenance of the apartments. Living in another apartment was a young man that was heavily into model airplanes. These airplanes were quite large with wingspans around 3 to 4 feet and pretty large gas motors. He was having trouble with one of the engines and he asked the owner of the apartment if he could use the vise that was in the small garage. After receiving the OK, he mounted the engine with the prop on and hooked up a gas lead. He was standing in front of the motor trying to get it to start when suddenly it did start and came out of the vise and hit him in his "junk". ? Several stitches were required....
 

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My old Poulan 16" would start on the third pull and high idle fast enough when choked to run the chain.
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Hi Chris,

Mine as well could run the chain after strating... So I gave to my gardener and bought a Greenworks battery powered chain saw for my limited needs...

Best,
Phil
 

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Is it possible that you're expectations are a little high for this guy? ?
I figure If you're gonna lose your nads to a chainsaw.......might as well lose 'em to one of the best chainsaws out there! LOL This guy is one can short of a six-pack! LOL
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