What did you receive in the mail today for your Ranger?

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I ordered it on the 1st and it arrived yesterday. They have a 2-3 day turn around time. Also, I ordered directly from the manufacturer, not from eBay or Amazon. It was actually cheaper directly from them.

Same. I went directly to their site. Looks like they were having a sale.
 

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As I walked up to the front door there was a box with my name on the front. I thought to myself, could it be, could the Ford God Damperonious, the God of all things tailgate, have answered my prayers, could this be the all great, all wonderful tailgate damper I've heard of from so many here. But, alas it was only my WeatherTech mud/splash guards.:headbang: :like:
 
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As I walked up to the front door there was a box with my name on the front. I thought to myself, could it be, could the Ford God Damperonious, the God of all things tailgate, has answered my prayers, could this be the all great, all wonderful tailgate damper I've heard of from so many here. But, alas it was only my WeatherTech mud/splash guards.:headbang: :like:
Boy if that's not a let down I don't know what is! :crying::crying:
 

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Dave, I have my first therapy session scheduled for Monday. o_O
Hopefully the damper comes before that. That darn damper is gonna cost you a fortune in therapy sessions. ?
 

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Hopefully the damper comes before that. That darn damper is gonna cost you a fortune in therapy sessions. ?
Aaaafter you pay for all the mods that are complimentary to the damper install - wheels, tires, exhaust, downtube, seaweed wrap, cucumber patties, tune, rear shocks, front shocks, old man setup, seat covers, seat replacements, seat removals, recarpeting, unitized rubber floor mating, spray-in dropped bedliner, double thick super black tinted windshield ,holster mounts, radio mic mounts, wood paneling, NGK Champion AC Delco plugs, oil slosh canister dehydrator and slickness maximizer, AND a pair of dice for the rear view mirror tv camera attachment...*whew*? WE're talking real change now?
 

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Aaaafter you pay for all the mods that are complimentary to the damper install - wheels, tires, exhaust, downtube, seaweed wrap, cucumber patties, tune, rear shocks, front shocks, old man setup, seat covers, seat replacements, seat removals, recarpeting, unitized rubber floor mating, spray-in dropped bedliner, double thick super black tinted windshield ,holster mounts, radio mic mounts, wood paneling, NGK Champion AC Delco plugs, oil slosh canister dehydrator and slickness maximizer, AND a pair of dice for the rear view mirror tv camera attachment...*whew*? WE're talking real change now?

Don't forget about the ambihelical hex nuts and the almost mandatory Turbo-Encabulator .

How the heck did I forget about the dice for the rear view mirror?

https://www.amazon.com/Zento-Deals-...AC2V2?ref_=ws_cp_997d76f544705f34f898_p_3_t_p

Bye the way, Chrysler may claim the turbo encabulator as their own but I think it is one of the many things Lee Iaccoca "took" with him when he left Ford.

 
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