R5GSSWC hereby created. Seeking Officer nominations.

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You’ve been waiting for it and it’s finally unofficially here!

Ranger 5G Safety & Social Wokeness Committee.

Wanting to tow more than a lawnmower trailer? Better get approval from the committee (signed affidavit, complete with real reproducible scientific measurements, from at least one current employed in good-standing Ranger engineer required).

Want to add mudflaps or any other modification & want to find out if it will void your warranty? better post up! (Spoiler: it will Always void your warranty, no matter What it is).

Want to joke around but concerned about fragile hurt feelings? post here 1st to receive your woke score (only woke scores of 4 or higher out of 5 will be approved). Jokes against conservatives or rednecks receive automatic approval of course, no need to ask.

To get this committee launched, and keep this forum safe, we need you to submit your nominations for president and vice president/poster-at-arms (Combined office, budget operation). We will need at least one committee member to monitor each section of this forum at all times.

We’re gonna fix this Internet one thread at a time!
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Pick me, pick me, pick me...
I'm new here, but I am a crusty, grumpy ole SOB.
I promise to scrutinize everything, and reject all !!!
Ever watch Jeff Dunham and Walter ? I'm just like him !!!
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Who is gonna be the "Damper Okeyer" :giggle:
Dang how could we forget about dampers!? Yes committee must be half pro damper and half anti-damper.
 


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You’ve been waiting for it and it’s finally unofficially here!

Ranger 5G Safety & Social Wokeness Committee.

Wanting to tow more than a lawnmower trailer? Better get approval from the committee (signed affidavit, complete with real reproducible scientific measurements, from at least one current employed in good-standing Ranger engineer required).

Want to add mudflaps or any other modification & want to find out if it will void your warranty? better post up! (Spoiler: it will Always void your warranty, no matter What it is).

Want to joke around but concerned about fragile hurt feelings? post here 1st to receive your woke score (only woke scores of 4 or higher out of 5 will be approved). Jokes against conservatives or rednecks receive automatic approval of course, no need to ask.

To get this committee launched, and keep this forum safe, we need you to submit your nominations for president and vice president/poster-at-arms (Combined office, budget operation). We will need at least one committee member to monitor each section of this forum at all times.

We’re gonna fix this Internet one thread at a time!
FKOFF……….
 

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Heeeyyyy Buddy,
I know the pandemic has got everyone down, and mental health is at an all-time low. I don't know what your specific situation is, but I'm sure that talking it out could be helpful. Ranting on the Internet about things leads to trolling, being trolled, and more misinformation than Canadian Geese at an "Asshole Bird" convention. It's never a constructive. I'm Canadian, and don't really understand just how conservative americans can be, but I'll listen if you need me to.
If you need/want to talk, DM me and we can arrange a zoom call.
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Special High Intensity Training required? lol ?
Thats ME !!! I'm so full of S.H.I.T. that the job is a natural.
I'm also a graduate of the Positively Obsessive & Obstantant Program school of thought, or,
better known as P.O.O.P.
 
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Somebody didn't get a nap.

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if there ever was a prime example of a troll post, this would be it.
i dont know if the mods would dump this in the trash, but i've seen less go that route.
REJECTED !!!

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