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[AzScorpion]

You have to be Italian to appreciate this. lol

My grandparents are rolling in their graves.....Many Italians were injured during the creation of this video.

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[RedlandRanger]

You have to be Italian to appreciate this. lol

Well, I'm not Italian, but that one made me laugh out loud.... That was pretty funny!

 

[TJC]

Y'know... one day someone will invent "Tatt-Blocker" glasses that you activate and cancels out the tattoos from your view. You'd be more able to carry on a conversation or order a burger without being so distracted you forget why you are there.

As far as the person in the pic goes, "Steve" may be wearing face painting; he has no piercings or devil's horn implants to go with the uh, artwork. on the other hand, Steve appears to be wearing a county-issued jump suit, so maybe he is a chronic bad decision maker.

I have to wonder what on the inside made him do that to the outside. He doesn't look like he is even shaving yet. Maybe Steve is a she. You never can tell now a days.

 

[LaBalbe]

I have to wonder what on the inside made him do that to the outside. He doesn't look like he is even shaving yet. Maybe Steve is a she. You never can tell now a days.

I think "Steve" is a she. "Steve" is probably the name of her meth dealer with benefits.

This guy took it to the next level:

 

[Rinn69]

I think "Steve" is a she. "Steve" is probably the name of her meth dealer with benefits.

This guy took it to the next level:

What's he gonna do when those go out of style ???

 

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[AzScorpion]

What's he gonna do when those go out of style ???

Add some color to it?

 

[Motorpsychology]

Add some color to it?

Imagine what he's going to look like in 8-10 years when all those bright colors fade to dirty green-black.

Or could it be some kind of latex mask?

 

[AzScorpion]

Imagine what he's going to look like in 8-10 years when all those bright colors fade to dirty green-black.

Or could it be some kind of latex mask?

He's going to lookalike a big greenish - black blob walking around once they fade.

I think it's real because here's another one of the same guy.

 

[AzScorpion]

I'm pretty sure this is satire but it is from Florida so who knows! But I hope this is true because stories like this brightens my day and makes me feel better about myself. lol

JACKSONVILLE, FL — A Florida woman was detained early Tuesday morning after police say she attempted to ride a shopping cart down Interstate 95 at nearly 3 a.m. using a shower curtain as a homemade sail.

According to investigators, 26-year-old Jessica Marino was spotted weaving through traffic while standing inside a shopping cart allegedly stolen from a nearby grocery store parking lot.

Police reports claim the cart had been “modified for travel purposes” using duct tape, bungee cords, and a floral shower curtain attached to a mop handle.

One witness told officers:
“It looked like a homeless pirate entered NASCAR.”

According to police, Jessica was also wearing swim goggles and repeatedly yelling:
“THE WIND IS PERFECT.”

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I'm pretty sure this is satire but it is from Florida so who knows! But I hope this is true because stories like this brightens my day and makes me feel better about myself. lol

JACKSONVILLE, FL — A Florida woman was detained early Tuesday morning after police say she attempted to ride a shopping cart down Interstate 95 at nearly 3 a.m. using a shower curtain as a homemade sail.

According to investigators, 26-year-old Jessica Marino was spotted weaving through traffic while standing inside a shopping cart allegedly stolen from a nearby grocery store parking lot.

Police reports claim the cart had been “modified for travel purposes” using duct tape, bungee cords, and a floral shower curtain attached to a mop handle.

One witness told officers:
“It looked like a homeless pirate entered NASCAR.”

According to police, Jessica was also wearing swim goggles and repeatedly yelling:
“THE WIND IS PERFECT.”

 

[AzScorpion]

They even have their own city. lol

 

[Dr. Zaius]

They even have their own city. lol

Population: Me and Them

 

[AzScorpion]

Man some freak out over bird

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Man some freak out over bird

Reminded me of this one where kids fed seagulls laxatives. Lots of pooping commenced...

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