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[AzScorpion]

Ok, last one but there's just so many good Chuck Norris jokes.

• Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t need to flush his toilet; he just looks down and scares the sh*t out of it.
• Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat.
• When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out. **This is my favorite one. lol
• When Chuck Norris cooks, he makes the onion cry.
• Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge.
• When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris
• The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
• Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
• Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chuck Norris stories
• Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups; he does Earth downs.
• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
• Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
• In the Beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
• Chuck Norris got bitten by a rabid dog. He didn’t get sick; the dog got better.
• When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t eat honey; he chews bees.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone.
• Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best damn lemonade you’ve ever had.

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[TxOTRRanger]

Ok, last one but there's just so many good Chuck Norris jokes.

• Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t need to flush his toilet; he just looks down and scares the sh*t out of it.
• Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat.
• When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out. **This is my favorite one. lol
• When Chuck Norris cooks, he makes the onion cry.
• Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge.
• When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris
• The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
• Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
• Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chuck Norris stories
• Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups; he does Earth downs.
• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
• Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
• In the Beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
• Chuck Norris got bitten by a rabid dog. He didn’t get sick; the dog got better.
• When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t eat honey; he chews bees.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone.
• Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best damn lemonade you’ve ever had.

Bravo! Standing ovation lol.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

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[AzScorpion]

I read it twice.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

The question has been asked a million times, but I don't think an answer has yet been found.

Why is it always Florida?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[twk]

Ok, last one but there's just so many good Chuck Norris jokes.

• Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t need to flush his toilet; he just looks down and scares the sh*t out of it.
• Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat.
• When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out. **This is my favorite one. lol
• When Chuck Norris cooks, he makes the onion cry.
• Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge.
• When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris
• The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
• Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
• Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chuck Norris stories
• Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups; he does Earth downs.
• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
• Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.
• In the Beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
• Chuck Norris got bitten by a rabid dog. He didn’t get sick; the dog got better.
• When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t eat honey; he chews bees.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone.
• Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best damn lemonade you’ve ever had.

So many of these Chuck Norris jokes are new to me, and I played World of Warcraft... In the Barrons!

 

[AzScorpion]

So many of these Chuck Norris jokes are new to me, and I played World of Warcraft... In the Barrons!

There's so many good ones out there and I keep finding more e every day. lol

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[Motorpsychology]

Is that an oynx <oops> onyx necklace that she's wearing??

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Is that an oynx <oops> onyx necklace that she's wearing??

She definitely flaunting the oinks, er, oynx.

 

[LaBalbe]

The question has been asked a million times, but I don't think an answer has yet been found.

Why is it always Florida?

Bless your heart, honey, it's a good thing you're cute.

(And yes, I know what BYH means in the South, but seeing as she's from Florida, she might not)

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