How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[moorejl57]

My thoughts are they can't spell piece worth shite.

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[DRVMN]

Did you hear that they aren’t making 12 inch rulers any longer?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

My thoughts are they can't spell piece worth shite.

With today's school system, it's enough of a challenge to get your and you're straight.

Forget about there, their, and they're.

And remember, it's I before E except after C. That's Science. Weird, huh?

 

[Motorpsychology]

Did you hear that they aren’t making 12 inch rulers any longer?

 

[Langwilliams]

Did you hear that they aren’t making 12 inch rulers any longer?

Why is a giant's nose only 11 inches long?

If it were 12, it'd be a foot.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Motorpsychology]

Why is a giant's nose only 11 inches long?

If it were 12, it'd be a foot.

See post #13023.

 

[Motorpsychology]

Gotta love dad jokes:
"I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!"

 

[Jason B]

With today's school system, it's enough of a challenge to get your and you're straight.

Forget about there, their, and they're.

And remember, it's I before E except after C. That's Science. Weird, huh?

Your absolutely right about todays pubic school.

Another dad joke:
Carpe diem means "seize the day".
But if you seize every day, you probably have epilepsy and need to see a doctor.

 

[Jason B]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[subquark]

OJ passed away but what I really wanna know, is that Soupie's great grandfather in the right lane?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

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