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[Trigganometry]

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[dtech]

Maria had just got married,

and being a traditional Italian,

she was still a virgin.

On her wedding night,

she stayed at her mother's house,

and was very nervous.

Her mother reassured her:

"Don't worry Maria, Tony's a good man.

Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.

Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta."

So, up she went.

When she got upstairs,

Tony took off his shirt

and exposed

his hairy chest.

Maria ran downstairs to her

mother and says,

"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."

"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother,

"All good men have hairy chests.

Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again.

When she got up in the bedroom,

Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs.

Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother,

"Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and

he's got hairy legs!"

"Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs.

Tony's a good man.

Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again.

When she got there,

Tony took off his socks and on his

left foot

he was missing three toes.

When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.

"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

Her Mama said,

"Stay here and stir the pasta."

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Bad day boating...

 

[Trigganometry]

 

[9zero1790]

Bad day boating...

damn. full send submarine style. too bad we dont get to see if it surfaced again lol.

 

[Jason B]

If that were true, it makes no sense to me...
I feel it would improve student performance, confidence, morals, family unit just for openers...

There are 686 pages and 10,278 post on this thread.
Might want to quote the post you are referring to, so we know what you are talking about.

 

[Bob902]

You don't like the way I dress??

 

[RedlandRanger]

There are 686 pages and 10,278 post on this thread.
Might want to quote the post you are referring to, so we know what you are talking about.

Just as an FYI, if you click the little up arrow next to the quote, it will take you to the message that was being responded to.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Jason B]

Just as an FYI, if you click the little up arrow next to the quote, it will take you to the message that was being responded to.

Good advice I didn't know about.
But his post doesn't show a quote for me:

 

[RedlandRanger]

Good advice I didn't know about.
But his post doesn't show a quote for me:

I'm guessing you must have him blocked then. Just to make sure, I pulled up that post on a logged out browser and it appears - so it isn't because I'm a mod. My only explanation is you have him blocked.

 

[Burnt Money]

 

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[Tracy Bowman]

Hmmm….never looked at it that way. Maybe I’ll start washing my Ranger more often. ?

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