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P. A. Schilke

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Phil
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Birthday


"You never surprise me!" a woman moaned one day to her long-suffering husband.

"Buy me a surprise for my birthday. Something that can accelerate from 0 to 180 in under 4 seconds, ......and I would prefer it in blue," she hinted.

Happy and excited, she was counting down the days to her birthday.

Finally she got the beautiful present her husband had thoughtfully chosen.

He's dead now, but to his friends.....

He died a legend.

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Dr. Zaius

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I'm sure they're coming soon to Amazon warehouse employees everywhere...

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