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How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]
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BS67
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My wife said, “I wish I had bigger boobs.”
I said, “All you have to do is rub toilet paper between them.”
She asked, “How would that do anything?!”
I said, “Well, look what it did to your butt!”
I said, “All you have to do is rub toilet paper between them.”
She asked, “How would that do anything?!”
I said, “Well, look what it did to your butt!”
BS67
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I ran out of toilet paper, so started wiping using lettuce leaves.
But I’m scared this is the tip of the iceberg.
But I’m scared this is the tip of the iceberg.
BS67
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A man has to poop and has no toilet paper so his friend says to wipe with a dollar.
He comes back with poop on his fingers.
The friend asks, “Why is there poop on your fingers?”
“It’s hard to wipe with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel!”
He comes back with poop on his fingers.
The friend asks, “Why is there poop on your fingers?”
“It’s hard to wipe with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel!”
BS67
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What’s the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
So you’re the one!
So you’re the one!
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