How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Tracy Bowman]

Precious

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[KJRR]

What’s the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

So you’re the one!

Well this thread went to crap. ?

 

[9zero1790]

A man has to poop and has no toilet paper so his friend says to wipe with a dollar.

He comes back with poop on his fingers.

The friend asks, “Why is there poop on your fingers?”

“It’s hard to wipe with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel!”

i always have a back up roll in the trucks. when the great tp shortage of 2019 hit I knew i had backup lol.

 

[9zero1790]

cheesy joke warning:

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

What concert costs just 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

 

[DonB]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

When you're driving a Jeep, everything sounds expensive ?

 

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