How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[FoD]

In the background music is playing. Oh it’s Charlie on the MTA! Will he ever return... ?

I doubt it and we'll probably never know... that seems to happen in "Bastin"!!

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[wanted33]

Not your fault mixing us up, brother.
We were all busy taking our sh#t walking anyways...

@Chris M I just figured Terry was putting me in good company Chris.

 

[wanted33]

You know something, I think I have found out why women are so tough on us men. I mean, it must be genetics. It says right in the bible, "and Mary rode Josephs ass all the way to Bethlehem".

 

[AzScorpion]

You know something, I think I have found out why women are so tough on us men. I mean, it must be genetics. It says right in the bible, "and Mary rode Josephs ass all the way to Bethlehem".

No wonder I've had some tough luck with women, that's my middle name! I'm gonna have to have a long talk with my mother about that one.

 

[FoD]

No wonder I've had some tough luck with women, that's my middle name! I'm gonna have to have a long talk with my mother about that one.

Joseph's ass??

 

[FoD]

 

[KNI]

Just for reference:

https://ahtaitay.wordpress.com/2017/09/04/how-did-the-word-ass-become-a-word-for-buttocks/

 

[AzScorpion]

Joseph's ass??

? ?

 

[P. A. Schilke]

 

[wanted33]

? ?

@AzScorpion, It certainly doesn't take much to keep us entertained my friend. As the old saying goes, "Simple things for simple minds".

Oh yeah, one more for the road.....

Do you know what a tornado, and a redneck divorce have in common?

At first there's a lot of sunkin', and blowin'. Then eventually somebodies gonna lose a trailer.

 

[Tracy Bowman]

So true.

 

[tentspast]

Reminds me of what they say about insurance and hospital gowns... Neither of them covers as much as you think they do!

 

[outdoorphotog]

 

[FX4Offroad]

Lol

 

[Trigganometry]

Every time I start the car I get a loud squealing sound. It varies but definitely loud

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