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Eve did invent the first PC

So this is pretty accurate except.. Eve had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other...

Just sayin...
So, is this the first instance of internet porn? :LOL:
 

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In reference to some earlier posts in a different thread, usually if your looking at the backside of a zipper, you've got it on inside out!!!:crazy: But, I am really wondering if Dave (@AzScorpion) and Chris (@wanted33) will get the flamed hair to regrow by July 4th??? (couldn't resist looking for the lighter side of BS myself )...lighter, see what I did there :crackup:

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In reference to some earlier posts in a different thread, usually if your looking at the backside of a zipper, you've got it on inside out!!!:crazy: But, I am really wondering if Dave (@AzScorpion) and Jim (@wanted33) will get the flamed hair to regrow by July 4th??? (couldn't resist looking for the lighter side of BS myself )...lighter, see what I did there :crackup:

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Ummm, all I know is that bald men don't waste their hormones growing hair. :clap: :crackup:
 


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Love it Phil. My Dad drummed that into my head when I was growing up. He would also say, "Son, there will be a time when you will have to make a decision. If you do, make it. If it's right, good. If it's wrong, learn for it and move on". :)
 
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Ummm, all I know is that bald men don't waste their hormones growing hair. :clap: :crackup:
Luckily mine are still going up there. It's thinner than I'd like but still there..for now. ?
 

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Luckily mine are still going up there. It's thinner than I'd like but still there..for now. ?
I blame my mom's side of the family. She had 5 brothers. You could put everyone of them together, and you wouldn't get a full head of hair. :turkey: Bwahaha
 

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Ummm, all I know is that bald men don't waste their hormones growing hair. :clap: :crackup:
Luckily mine are still going up there. It's thinner than I'd like but still there..for now. ?
I've been running with my top down since my later 20's, I blame the Navy for making me wear a hat fulltime, now I can't be without it!!?
 
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I blame my mom's side of the family. She had 5 brothers. You could put everyone of them together, and you wouldn't get a full head of hair. :turkey: Bwahaha
With all six of you at the dinner table must look like a half dozen eggs. ?
 

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Ummm, all I know is that bald men don't waste their hormones growing hair. :clap: :crackup:
Sorry Jim, my feeble brain mixed your blue truck with Chris' pic(@Chris M ) and I did your forum name...ahhhhh DOI!!!:crazy:
 

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Sorry Jim, my feeble brain mixed your blue truck with Chris' pic(@Chris M ) and I did your forum name...ahhhhh DOI!!!:crazy:
Not to worry Terry.................wait, what we're talking about? :)
 
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Not your fault mixing us up, brother.
We were all busy taking our sh#t walking anyways...
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I'm still out from yesterday taking mine. ?
 
 








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