How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Doc]

British Hitch Hiker

I miss those Guys !

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[Trigganometry]

Lol

 

[AzScorpion]

Lol

#19....

 

[BDoc]

Lol

I'm with Dave - #19 by far.

 

[P. A. Schilke]

I'm with Dave - #19 by far.

Is that 30 damped seconds?

 

[BDoc]

Is that 30 damped seconds?

In Dave's case, without a doubt!

 

[BDoc]

Is that 30 damped seconds?

I should've added, in my case - it's 30 damned seconds...

 

[Tracy Bowman]

Lol

12 and 17

 

[GregM]

Lol

Number 7

 

[RedlandRanger]

7, 8 and 17 I can really relate to.

 

[Zaph]

I found this thread from about a year ago with some of the lesser known dash warning messages

 

[Radioman]

Lol

For me, it's 6, 11, and 17...

 

[T Bone]

for me, all of the above.........................

 

[P. A. Schilke]

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied....
'Two years older than me'.
'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented..
She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing
about being 104?' the reporter asked...
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart say, 'For fast relief.'

 

[AzScorpion]

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