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[TBR17]

Think I threw a rod....

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[AzScorpion]

Think I threw a rod....

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[ROBERTECOX]

IT humor...

Why aren't you using a VPN?

 

[bearrug]

 

[Trigganometry]

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[oldnslow]

"Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.”

“Ah, that’s nothing,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing’ comes out!”

“Actually,” said the 80-year -old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”

“Do you have trouble peeing, too?” asked the 60-year old.

“No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.”

“So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?”

“No, I have one every morning at 6:30.”

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, “You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so bad about being 80?”

"I don’t wake up until 7:00.”

 

[FX4Offroad]

Mornin' folks...

 

[P. A. Schilke]

 

[BButah]

Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, told PRES. JOE BIDEN: "This morning, three Brazilian people died from Covid-19.”

The blood drained from the President's face as, to everyone’s amazement, Biden collapsed on the floor.

A minute passed and to everyone’s relief, he got up and slowly sat well back in his chair.

His staff was stunned, watching this display of emotion from the Commander in Chief, as he sat there, head in hands.

Finally, JOE looked up, and with a shaky quivering voice, asked Dr. Fauci: "How many is a Brazilian”?

 

[JACER]

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[AzScorpion]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Mexico Installs Stairs To Keep Biden Out

 

[Trigganometry]

Yup! Hands down

 

[AzScorpion]

Yup! Hands down

I was 14 then and still can remember the mountains of snow and the cars being buried in it.

https://www.newenglandhistoricalsociety.com/15-facts-1978-blizzard/

 

[Trigganometry]

I was 14 then and still can remember the mountains of snow and the cars being buried in it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northeastern_United_States_blizzard_of_1978

See the people standing on that bridge? That was route 128 today it’s known as interstate 95. That was taken in the town I was brought up in. The whole highway was packed with snowed in cars. I worked at a bar in Boston so we lived there for 4 days. Man, that IS a once in a lifetime deal that I really don’t ever want to do a bender like that again ?

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