How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[JimH]

During a machine breakdown in the Ford KTP body shop one of our tool makers asked his young supervisor to get him a left handed drill bit. Ford often hired engineers just out of school and made them maintenance supervisors. Kinda like trial by fire. This one was sure the tool maker was pulling his leg so he refused, not wanting to be the butt of the joke. Turns out he was wanting it to drill out a sheared off bolt and of course there really is such a thing as a left hand drill bit. Of course we never let him forget that.

If he had been asked to get a lower shunt valve then he would have been the target of a joke. We always tested out new supervisors on that one.

In the Air Force, a new guy was sometimes sent to get a yard of flight line, or a couple of gallons of prop wash... there were others, but those are the only ones I can remember...

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[BDoc]

In the Air Force, a new guy was sometimes sent to get a yard of flight line, or a couple of gallons of prop wash... there were others, but those are the only ones I can remember...

A can of K-9-P was another one.

 

[dtech]

vaxhole
One who has been fully vaccinated for the COVID-19 virus and brags about it.

 

[Spiritfish]

How silverware is made...

 

[Sharky]

After the eighty year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said,

"You are in fine shape for your age, June, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"

"Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she said.

She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud:
"Briggy, do we still have intercourse ??"

There was a hush...You could hear a pin drop.

He answered impatiently,"If I told you once, June, I told you a hundred times ...
What we have is..........Blue Cross !!

 

[outdoorphotog]

 

[Sharky]

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"

Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."

The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked,
"If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"

 

[Trigganometry]

It’s that time of year again in New England

 

[P. A. Schilke]

Airline Travel....

 

[AzScorpion]

Not jokes but definitely cringe worthy especially the motorcycle one.

 

[Trigganometry]

Not jokes but definitely cringe worthy especially the motorcycle one.

Wow! Got to wonder if the bikers made it. That was as nasty as it gets!

 

[AzScorpion]

Wow! Got to wonder if the bikers made it. That was as nasty as it gets!

Being an ex biker it was tough to watch. The guy that flew over the roof looks like he landed head first.

 

[Trigganometry]

Being an ex biker it was tough to watch. The guy that flew over the roof looks like he landed head first.

Guy on the back of the bike did an immediate stop when he hit trunk lid. Then just dropped out onto his back. Both of them most like had severe injuries if not killed instantly. I use to ride. That is until one of my best friends died in a senseless bike accident. Woman that caused it never got charged ether.

 

[outdoorphotog]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

IT humor...

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