How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Doc]

Yep, looks like an updated/modern Betty.

Yep, an updated, modern style Ms. Boop. She's a cutie.

Yup

Sponsored

 

[Doc]

She is actually a lovely girl.

Yup

 

[Doc]

Here you go - Esther Jones singing

Yup, Well Done !

 

[LaBalbe]

Betty Boop?

SHe's pretty.....Is it wrong to be a little excited from an animated cartoon character? Asking for a friend. ?

Same friend?

Anyone know where this place is?

 

[AzScorpion]

Same friend?

 

[twk]

Need therapy?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

What, no Jessica Rabbit?

 

[Chris M]

What, no Jessica Rabbit?

"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way!"

 

[TJC]

What, no Jessica Rabbit?

I had the same thought!

 

[subquark]

You know who would do this if it was a Ranger thing! (not naming names, but he's also got a chain hanging off the front) =D

there are tiny ones on each grill slat!!!

 

[Nellieg]

You know who would do this if it was a Ranger thing! (not naming names, but he's also got a chain hanging off the front) =D

there are tiny ones on each grill slat!!!

One way to protect against door dings

 

[twk]

One way to protect against door dings

Door dings, yes.
Keep it afloat, no.

 

[Doc]

 

[twk]

Old farts working in IT (we called it "computery stuff" back then) know ascii art.
There were no graphic displays back in prehistoric times.

Speaking of rubber ducks...
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠛⠉⠉⠛⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Hopefully this renders well on this forum.
Betty Boop can be found here with many others.
https://asciiart.website/index.php?art=cartoons/betty boop

 

[Motorpsychology]

You know who would do this if it was a Ranger thing! (not naming names, but he's also got a chain hanging off the front) =D

there are tiny ones on each grill slat!!!

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