Ford ro issue recall for "STD" injuries

[NotBudule]

I just read where Big Blue is recalling all Rangers for "STD" injuries , "STD " or "Sudden Tailgate Drop" has been widely critized since it became known that this is EASILY remedied by the addition of a "dampining " device , other manufacturers have embraced this technology while Ford has resisted , until now . This Day, Friday ....April.....

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[AzScorpion]

Yup it's STD day...Support Tailgate Damper Day! ?

 

[Grumpaw]

Yup it's STD day...Support Tailgate Damper Day! ?

 

[Trigganometry]

If you got one already they give you one of these so you don’t feel left out.

 

[NotBudule]

I wanted to take this "next level" so I had it all typed up "semi redneck " technical , but knew I had no credibility here (rightfully so) so I got a brainstorm ! If this came from P .A . as some "inside info " this place would lose it ! So I spend hours typing this and a giant letter of admiration to MR PA , to see if he wants to be part of the "Greatest Damper Specific April Fools Joke" in the history of this forum! and im all excited and I hit "start conversation" and .... "Oops ! Your not allowed to start a conversation with PA"... Damn it !!!

 

[Scottopia]

?? FREE the DAMPERS! ??

 

[P. A. Schilke]

I wanted to take this "next level" so I had it all typed up "semi redneck " technical , but knew I had no credibility here (rightfully so) so I got a brainstorm ! If this came from P .A . as some "inside info " this place would lose it ! So I spend hours typing this and a giant letter of admiration to MR PA , to see if he wants to be part of the "Greatest Damper Specific April Fools Joke" in the history of this forum! and im all excited and I hit "start conversation" and .... "Oops ! Your not allowed to start a conversation with PA"... Damn it !!!

Hi NB,

Yep...had to stop PM....way too many and not fair to the forums where everyone can see the the dialog..

Best,
Phil

 

[NotBudule]

Hi NB,

Yep...had to stop PM....way too many and not fair to the forums where everyone can see the the dialog..

Best,
Phil

Yeah , but me? The lovable court jester ? I get it , even my wife has me blocked on most things ...not all things though...

 

[Blue Streak]

If you got one already they give you one of these so you don’t feel left out.

I'll take 2 in blue, one for each side.

 

[Trigganometry]

I'll take 2 in blue, one for each side.

The parts guy would tell you they come 2 left or 2 right. If you want a left and a right that’s in the 601A package!

 

[NotBudule]

Hi NB,

Yep...had to stop PM....way too many and not fair to the forums where everyone can see the the dialog..

Best,
Phil

Oh , and just know sir ,i was VERY convincing and my letter of admiration was nothing short of EPIC FLATTERY! You mostly likely would have done it ...(I gotta believe that)

 

[lawrench]

I am waiting for the April Fools post now.

 

[Jason B]

the only injury caused by not having a tailgate damper is the trampling from the ladies who rush to see a real man in action, lifting and lowering his tailgate without assistance, and putting actual lumber into it, not just a bag of fresh veggies, Kale and gluten free croissants.

I experience exactly this. The struggle is real.

 

[P. A. Schilke]

Oh , and just know sir ,i was VERY convincing and my letter of admiration was nothing short of EPIC FLATTERY! You mostly likely would have done it ...(I gotta believe that)

Hi NB,

Yep...probably been party to your joke... would have been fun...

Best,
Phil

 

[NotBudule]

Hi NB,

Yep...probably been party to your joke... would have been fun...

Best,
Phil

Nice... Ok , go ahead and unblock me and we will start working on next years , we only have a little over 11 months to figure it out... Hahahah. J/K ?

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