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[Motorpsychology]

Wait do those temporary water color kid tatoos count might be a 0

I think that the kiddie tatts should count, as they are marketed as a temporary or removable "Tattoo." The poll does not specify temp or permanent. However, The category should not extend to face painting, as the word "tattoo" is absent.

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[Dr. Zaius]

I think that the kiddie tatts should count, as they are marketed as a temporary or removable "Tattoo." The poll does not specify temp or permanent. However, The category should not extend to face painting, as the word "tattoo" is absent.

Then that drops me to a 2.

#7 and #15.

 

[Motorpsychology]

3

Correction,
I actually have three tattoos, altho I never show them. They are three 1mm (1/32in) in a triangular pattern in my pelvic area The VA Radiology put them there to locate the radiation beam accurately as part of my prostate cancer treatment.
I asked for a cobra snake crawling up above my belt line, but they declined; three dots is all the government would pay for.
The cancer did come back, but nowI am on oral chemotherapy and it has been undetectable for 3 years so far.

Anyway I'm changing my 3 to a 2

 

[Chris M]

Correction,
I actually have three tattoos, altho I never show them. They are three 1mm (1/32in) in a triangular pattern in my pelvic area The VA Radiology put them there to locate the radiation beam accurately as part of my prostate cancer treatment.
I asked for a cobra snake crawling up above my belt line, but they declined; three dots is all the government would pay for.
The cancer did come back, but nowI am on oral chemotherapy and it has been undetectable for 3 years so far.

Anyway I'm changing my 3 to a 2

Hang tough!

 

[KNI]

Is this the best day in history of the planet as we know it?

Temperatures across the globe in every* human populated areas are above freezing!

* = Excluding Thule, Greenland.

 

[Motorpsychology]

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[Burnt Money]

 

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[subquark]

Tito? =D

 

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[Chris M]

Not that that ever happens at MY house...

 

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[Langwilliams]

That's life around here. One of the main roads to go north has been closed for 6 months to replace a bridge. A few weeks ago they started sand blasting and repairing another underpass for the same road the bridge crosses, cutting the main alternate road down to one lane at a time.

I swear they tear out all the bridges at once then start rebuilding them one at a time so they can't cancel the contracts.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

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