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And while perusing Jeeps for sale, almost every time if the engine size wasn't mentioned in the ad, it was indeed a 4 cylinder model.

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All the parts of the body got together to determine who will be the BOSS! It was decided that each part got a chance to explain why they should be boss...

The legs said that they carry man where ever he/she wants to go.

The heart said it should be boss because is pumped life giving blood through mans body

The brain argued that it was the supreme body part because it controlled most of the other parts.

And so on until the last part to speak was the A$$hole...The whole meet resorted to giggles and snickers....So the A$$hole got mad and clammed up.

In three days the legs were so wobble that could barely carry man. The heart was pounding so hard it was worried about inducing an attack. The brain was so foggy it could not even think.

So the parts of the body relented and made the A$$hole the boss...

Moral of the story. To be boss you only need to be an A$$hole....

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And while perusing Jeeps for sale, almost every time if the engine size wasn't mentioned in the ad, it was indeed a 4 cylinder model.

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so true! i look for a tj now and then and if its not the six i wash hands of it right away. anything not saying inline six i pass over lol.
 

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so true! i look for a tj now and then and if its not the six i wash hands of it right away. anything not saying inline six i pass over lol.
That 4 liter 6 was a beast. I had one. The only way I'd buy a 4 cyl wrangler is because I was planning a diesel swap.
 

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That 4 liter 6 was a beast. I had one. The only way I'd buy a 4 cyl wrangler is because I was planning a diesel swap.
Sweet running and compact 6. Renault installed it in the Cherokees and J-10s also.
 


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so true! i look for a tj now and then and if its not the six i wash hands of it right away. anything not saying inline six i pass over lol.
I lost count of the TJs that looked great in the pictures but didn't mention the engine, and when I asked it was the 4 cylinder.

I did find one that looked great and mentioned all the good stuff and went to see it in person. The frame was cracked almost in half just past the driver door o_O

Love my inline 6 ?. Bonus is that it's VERY easy to work on because almost everything is right there.

My thoughts before purchase were that I would get the 6 because it had a transmission that could take a V8. I was thinking of building a V8 kit car and decided that a TJ Wrangler was already almost a kit car so I could save myself some time ?

And the one I bought also had 4.56 gears so it feels very peppy while not really being all that peppy. But it's plenty quick enough for my local driving so I'll just stay with the 6.

And for the joke part, I'm pretty sure that buying a Jeep is either step one or two on Dave Ramsey's path to financial good decisions.

Exhibit A.

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And after reading my last post I think this one needs to be added.

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Our bunch just went on strike, so we're still supposed to pay them by the deadline, but you know, they'll process them and make pay-outs anytime between now and eternity....
 
 








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