How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[BS67]

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[Figarou]

Are you sure it's not one of these? ?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[9zero1790]

 

[Radioman]

CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be So stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!'​

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Hey ya'll look I caught an 8 foot shark so watch me bring him in and....ohh.

 

[9zero1790]

Hey ya'll look I caught an 8 foot shark so watch me bring him in and....ohh.

im surprised that guy in green is still holding the line. i would have let that go and stepped back . far back.

 

[Burnt Money]

Hey ya'll look I caught an 8 foot shark so watch me bring him in and....ohh.

I have an o shit moment when 5ft sharks do that at the boat. I couldn’t imagine jaws showing up for a snack!

 

[subquark]

I'm sure I'm the only one that may, or may not, identify with some of these:

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I never noticed the diesel engine names sounding like condom brands and now my brain can't purge it...

PowerStroke

DuraMax

Cummins

 

[Trigganometry]

I never noticed the diesel engine names sounding like condom brands and now my brain can't purge it...

PowerStroke

DuraMax

Cummins

You forgot “stroker” ?

 

[dtech]

 

[dtech]

 

[subquark]

Yet another upgrade to make!

 

[BobMac]

Yet another upgrade to make!

Since I need to stop by and pick up a new bucket-o-mud I guess I will pick up some new wiper break pads?

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