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Excuse me?

13€ (or 15$) for a half liter bottle of water?

translation: Helsinki Nolla (Nolla is zero) is handcrafted alcohol free distillate (that's called water, or H2O) which is designed for them who wish to have their cocktails as tasty but alcohol free.
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I was installing my tailgate damper and I noticed it was rubbing on the cable when i closed the tailgate. It started scratching the the dee zee sticker so i peeled it off and underneath there’s another label that says FX4 any ideas on what this means ?
 
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My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!” They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.


What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember to where.


Turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
 

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Fun fact: Bettey White is literally older than sliced bread. She was born in 1922 while sliced bread was invented in 1928.

As for, Alzheimer's, my uncle mistakenly took a Viagra instead of his Alzheimer's meds. He got an erection but couldn't remember what to do with it.
 

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