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Growing up my mother was famous for serving "flat top rolls" at Holiday dinners. She'd get busy with the other stuff and then you'd here "Shit! The rolls!" From the kitchen as the smoke alarm went off.

She made due with a steak knife to cut the burnage off. But somehow this seems much more delicate.
 

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Growing up my mother was famous for serving "flat top rolls" at Holiday dinners. She'd get busy with the other stuff and then you'd here "Shit! The rolls!" From the kitchen as the smoke alarm went off.

She made due with a steak knife to cut the burnage off. But somehow this seems much more delicate.
Reminds me of the occasion when my brother got married and invited the wife and I over for dinner. There is a picture hanging over his mantle of that day. Him holding a tray of burnt to a crisp food with his arm around his new bride. Caption on picture says, my first meal married! ?
 

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Shamelessly stolen from another site because it is just too accurate...

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Shamelessly stolen from another site because it is just too accurate...

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Seriously, who thinks this is a good look? It can't drive very well either.

But that right there is REALLY funny.... :LOL: You made my morning!
 

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Because....Alabama?
No, this national embarrassment started in North Carolina.

How it ever escaped is up for debate.

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Maybe this will be the next big trend...

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