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[Motorpsychology]

Started counting, got to two until I hit A.. but then again, I counted in Finnish

BTW: What's the first number with M in it?

One Million?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[HenryMac]

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, “When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.”
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

 

[Trigganometry]

I had no idea myself. How many are spelling every letter to 100 now? ?

Brain freeze on that one bro…. ?

 

[Trigganometry]

Things that make you go hmmmm. ?

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[Tracy Bowman]

I had no idea myself. How many are spelling every letter to 100 now? ?

58, I guess!

 

[AzScorpion]

58, I guess!

Don't worry I had no clue either. According to this there's no B or C either.

https://www.quora.com/How-many-times-does-the-letter-‘a’-appear-from-0-100

If you write from 0 to 100 in words (eg. one, two, three…) not only is there not a single A, but there is no B or C either.

If you were to type 0–99 in words (which is 100 words), your fingers need not touch the keys A,B,C or D.

 

[Tracy Bowman]

Don't worry I had no clue either. According to this there's no B or C either.

https://www.quora.com/How-many-times-does-the-letter-‘a’-appear-from-0-100

Somebody had some time on their hands to figure that one out!

 

[AzScorpion]

Somebody had some time on their hands to figure that one out!

And here I thought I was OCD. This person puts me to shame!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Radioman]

I've got to post this on a few of the Jeep forums I visit...

 

[Trigganometry]

What, you didn’t know that? ?

 

[Motorpsychology]

Somebody had some time on their hands to figure that one out!

Blame it on Covid: "Things I worked on instead of working from home."

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