How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[P. A. Schilke]

What about the Helms Bakery Truck?

Guess I'm older than dirt.

We had the Helm's truck pull into George AFB several times a week with all sort of goodies. They had a distinctive whistle and the Military wives would flock to the truck. A bread truck with roll out shelves with cakes, donuts, pies. My memory is the smell of the truck when the doors at the back were opened and the fresh baked aroma spread into the air. Mom bought a lot of that nights deserts off that truck... Ah...Older than dirt...yep...that be me!

My first house in Michigan has a milk door. Locked from the inside, the milkman could open the outside door, remove the empty bottles and replace with new bottles of milk. Milk trucks were past and everyone had sealed up the cavity with insulation as the cold air leakage was pretty huge.


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Phil Schilke
Ranger Vehicle Engineering
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[KJRR]

My first house in Michigan has a milk door. Locked from the inside, the milkman could open the outside door, remove the empty bottles and replace with new bottles of milk. Milk trucks were past and everyone had sealed up the cavity with insulation as the cold air leakage was pretty huge.

My daughter just bought a house with a milk chute. I had to explain what it was. The house also has a mail chute that goes through from the outsite to the inside.
And my mother is the milkmans daughter. Really, my grandfather delivered milk. ?
Anyone recall Charles Chips? Snackfoods delivered to your door.

 

[Skeezix]

Anyone recall Charles Chips? Snackfoods delivered to your door.

Used to love Charles Chips... and the pretzels as well.

 

[Chris M]

My daughter just bought a house with a milk chute. I had to explain what it was. The house also has a mail chute that goes through from the outsite to the inside.
And my mother is the milkmans daughter. Really, my grandfather delivered milk. ?
Anyone recall Charles Chips? Snackfoods delivered to your door.

I remember the Charles Chips snacks. Back in our little town (Martinsville, VA) one of my high school classmates had a franchise and brought them to our office on a regular routine. Good stuff, as I recall!
Long ago and far away...

 

[RedlandRanger]

Used to love Charles Chips... and the pretzels as well.

I remember them. They were really good. I just found out they are still around!:

https://charleschips.com/

 

[Tracy Bowman]

Tracy finally gets it parked in a straight line. ?

Alright now!

 

[Tracy Bowman]

My daughter just bought a house with a milk chute. I had to explain what it was. The house also has a mail chute that goes through from the outsite to the inside.
And my mother is the milkmans daughter. Really, my grandfather delivered milk. ?
Anyone recall Charles Chips? Snackfoods delivered to your door.

Yes! Loved Charles Chips!

 

[Cape Cruiser]

Still get Chares Chips when we go up to NJ. They used to be delivered in these cans right to our house along with the milkman and the egg guy.

 

[Trigganometry]

Just the way it is now ?

 

[bearrug]

SIGNS OF WEAR
You may be getting older:

When your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one, I can’t do both!”

When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.

When a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

When going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

When you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

When getting a little action” means you don’t need to take any fiber today.

When “Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.

When an “all-nighter” means not getting up to pee.

 

[Tracy Bowman]

SIGNS OF WEAR
You may be getting older:

When your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one, I can’t do both!”

When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.

When a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

When going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

When you don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

When getting a little action” means you don’t need to take any fiber today.

When “Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.

When an “all-nighter” means not getting up to pee.

Hilarious, made my day!

 

[dtech]

Some dated jokes that are found what is ostensibly a car forum, tfl . And ironically it had been reported that the Tiger was rushing to give Drew Brees a" driving" lesson .


10) Tiger Woods owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.


9) What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball
300 yards.

8) Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below
par.

7) What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They were clubbin'

6) Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide
between a wood and an iron.

5) Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of
drivers. They are to be named Elin Woods…"clubs you can beat Tiger with."

4) Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family–his
new name?: Cheetah

3) Hello Mister Woods this is the On Star operator we have detected that an
angry person has put a golf club through your window, we are contacting
Nike for a replacement club.

2) Heck who amongst us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!!

1) Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?

 

[Sharky]

A little boy came home eating a big candy bar. Seeing the candy bar, his mother remembered he had already spent all his allowance money. Surprised, she asked him where he got it.

"I bought it at the store with the dollar you gave me," he said.

"But that dollar was for Sunday School," his mother replied.

Smiling, the boy said, "I know, Mom, but the Pastor met me at the door and got me in for free!"

 

[P. A. Schilke]

 

[P. A. Schilke]

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