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[Trigganometry]

Rhode Island is taking the title away from Massachusetts for worst drivers.

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[AzScorpion]

Rhode Island is taking the title away from Massachusetts for worst drivers.

This guy was taking "Curb side pickup" literally. ?

 

[Rinn69]

Rhode Island is taking the title away from Massachusetts for worst drivers.

Plot twist....they meant to do that

 

[Trigganometry]

Hi Jim,

Yep....Married a girl born and raised in Memphis Tennessee... Absolutely agree...Do not make them mad!!!!?

best,
Phil Schilke
Ranger Vehicle Engineering
Ford Motor Co. Retired

Mines a Nashville grits. I strongly second that opinion ?

 

[Trigganometry]

Hey did you bring the cake?

 

[JACER]

Mines a Nashville grits. I strongly second that opinion ?

Married a West VA girl. I don't make her mad either.

 

[ROBERTECOX]

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[Trigganometry]

 

[bearrug]

Ties in with yours Trigg

 

[AzScorpion]

I guess it's Al Gore night. ?

 

[P. A. Schilke]

 

[AzScorpion]

Phil,

All my friends back east love to call/text me every summer when they hear of our high temps and ask "How the heat out there". So the first winter I was here they got dumped on with a big storm and my buddy sends me a picture of him shoveling out. I sent him one back wearing shorts and a t shirt sweeping my walkway. Lets just say the next text I got was of his hand telling me I was #1. ?

 

[AzScorpion]

Gotta love Buddy Hackett! ?

 

[Sharky]

Prison vs. Work

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

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