My Ranger is listening to me

[The Donald]

True story, driving my Ranger to Detroit along I-94 just east of Kzoo, on the road for less than an hour. Traffic was extremely heavy, brainless and wandering and my verbal venting behind rolled up windows was potty mouthed and loud. I'm too old to act on it but soon after, my Ranger suggested we "stop and take a break" on the digital display.

I've never had it happen again no matter the length of the trip.

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[Texasota]

True story, driving my Ranger to Detroit along I-94 just east of Kzoo, on the road for less than an hour. Traffic was extremely heavy, brainless and wandering and my verbal venting behind rolled up windows was potty mouthed and loud. I'm too old to act on it but soon after, my Ranger suggested we "stop and take a break" on the digital display.

I've never had it happen again no matter the length of the trip. Mine talks to me too.

Our Rangers are like a faithful and loyal friend watching out for us. Mine talks to me too.
I think he was actually watching you as opposed to listening. A camera watches the driver to detect tired or inattentive driving.

 

[IdahoRanger]

True story, driving my Ranger to Detroit along I-94 just east of Kzoo, on the road for less than an hour. Traffic was extremely heavy, brainless and wandering and my verbal venting behind rolled up windows was potty mouthed and loud. I'm too old to act on it but soon after, my Ranger suggested we "stop and take a break" on the digital display.

I've never had it happen again no matter the length of the trip.

I have a co-pilot that tells me the same.

 

[FoD]

Our Rangers are like a faithful and loyal friend watching out for us. Mine talks to me too.

Just like that potato you think looks like Charles De Gaulle's nose...both saying, " you want the damper , you need the damper. " ?

 

[wanted33]

Just like that potato you think looks like Charles De Gaulle's nose...both saying, " you want the damper , you need the damper. " ?

Ah haaaa, the transformation is complete brother. The damper has pulled you into the dark side. Dave @AzScorpion will be so proud.

 

[FoD]

Ah haaaa, the transformation is complete brother. The damper has pulled you into the dark side. Dave @AzScorpion will be so proud.

I hope so for your sake, Jim. The Dave is not as forgiving as I am

 

[P. A. Schilke]

I hope so for your sake, Jim. The Dave is not as forgiving as I am

Hi Terry,

I trembles at Dave's instance of become a damterite....I immediately ordered one to keep the ying/yang of the world in proper orientation.

Best,
Phil Schilke
Ranger Vehicle Engineering
Ford Motor Co. Retired

 

[Leftcoast]

I haven't had the Ranger talk smack yet but years ago Google Maps did tell me," You sound angry' after a similar long, long commute remark. My response was, " No shit."

 

[Texasota]

Hi Terry,

I trembles at Dave's instance of become a damterite....I immediately ordered one to keep the ying/yang of the world in proper orientation.

Best,
Phil Schilke
Ranger Vehicle Engineering
Ford Motor Co. Retired

Phil, I tried to lookup " damterite" and google knows nothing about it. It sounds really bad which is fitting for Dave (@AzScorpion ), but I am still left wondering...

 

[Big Blue]

Phil, I tried to lookup " damterite" and google knows nothing about it. It sounds really bad which is fitting for Dave, but I am still left wondering...

I think he meant "Damperite"! May the force be with you.

 

[Big Blue]

Our Rangers are like a faithful and loyal friend watching out for us. Mine talks to me too.
I think he was actually watching you as opposed to listening. A camera watches the driver to detect tired or inattentive driving.

The is a true statement. Check out your manual. I believe it is under driver assist.

 

[Texasota]

I think he meant "Damperite"! May the force be with you.

I think you must be right even though the P and T are not close on the keyboard!

 

[P. A. Schilke]

Phil, I tried to lookup " damterite" and google knows nothing about it. It sounds really bad which is fitting for Dave, but I am still left wondering...

Hi Al,

Night time meds kicked in...time to give it up...Sorry...

Best,
Phil Schilke
Ranger Vehicle Engineering
Ford Motor Co. Retired

 

[FoD]

Phil, I tried to lookup " damterite" and google knows nothing about it. It sounds really bad which is fitting for Dave, but I am still left wondering...

Your fu has been neutralized. Check for terite and see that it is Latin for rub out or one who wears away for instance and detero is to make worse, lessen or impair. So, basically Phil is saying he doesn't want the Dave to use the dark side to make him a less person cause he's great the way he is.

But, he caved and joined the forces of damperdom to keep the balance.

"I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

 

[The Donald]

too weird for me

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