I feel bad for the suspension.
I can't make a damper that strong.
I can't decide which is worse, the Pepto Bismol Jeep or this gold-lamé Mercedes that I followed down the mountain today. How do you say "I'm a narcissistic douche..." without speaking? Apologies to the Florida crowd, but I really wasn't surprised to see Florida plates on this monstrosity.It looks a lot better than this.......
i feel bad for both of those cars. i expect it from a modern jeep but thats over the top. that benz has got to be the summers eve edition- only a d bag would drive it lol.I can't decide which is worse, the Pepto Bismol Jeep or this gold-lamé Mercedes that I followed down the mountain today. How do you say "I'm a narcissistic douche..." without speaking? Apologies to the Florida crowd, but I really wasn't surprised to see Florida plates on this monstrosity.
Wait, who's Dave? Why's he getting the op instead of Billy? That might be the best part about this joke!
i think i may meet the qualification for redneck since that guy and i have the exact same camo pack
it came with all those strappy attachment things and adjustable beer belly belt lol. that camo and the can holders on each side sucked me right in to buy it. it was like sparkle paint on a bass boat in the sun! 
Just as long as you didn't marry your sister?i think i may meet the qualification for redneck since that guy and i have the exact same camo pack
nope but i got a hawt hawt cousin thats only related by marriage ! someone beat me to her though shes already hitched up.
billy sorta looks like Commander Riker from Star Trek in the 1990s just older lol.
