How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[AzScorpion]

Looks like Santas helpers have been naughty this year.

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[Chris M]

Looks like Santas helpers have been naughty this year.

I know I shouldn't have laughed at that, but I did.

 

[Motorpsychology]

 

[Trigganometry]

Amen brotha.

 

[AzScorpion]

Amen brotha.

I'll raise you one. ?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[kieefer]

 

[KNI]

Finally we can decorate the tree with peace of mind.

 

[AdamHarris]

 

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[AdamHarris]

 

[kieefer]

 

[AdamHarris]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[P. A. Schilke]

Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

"Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked.

Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.

So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an email saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.

She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 80-years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.

Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled; "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?!
This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

“Oh man, am I in trouble?" I said; "I signed up and prepaid for five jumps a week!

The line went dead.

Life as a Senior Citizen may not be getting any easier; but it can be fun.

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