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[Tracy Bowman]

I love me some Roy D. Mercer!

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[9zero1790]

good ol roy damn mercer. still worth a laugh

 

[WesternFlyer]

I love me some Roy D. Mercer!

He is the best! They used to play him on our local AM station in the morning.

good ol roy damn mercer. still worth a laugh

Sure is. Jerry Clower too, always loved his skit about rat killing

 

[T Bone]

 

[kieefer]

 

[P. A. Schilke]

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

I don’t mean to be a Grinch, however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together!!

Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police. I have to brake hard, toss my margarita out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.

Thank you for your cooperation and understanding. Merry Christmas!

Best,
Phil

 

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[kieefer]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Jason B]

Must be a government job.
Seriously, a study in Louisiana found that about half of state employers who were 'supervisors' had only one subordinate.

 

[Doc]

Must be a government job.
Seriously, a study in Louisiana found that about half of state employers who were 'supervisors' had only one subordinate.

I worked at the V.A. Hospital, and the hardest part of that job was finding a place to hide ….

 

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[kieefer]

 

[Langwilliams]

I saw a pic of a big truck or suv that had a sticker on the inside of the gas door of Greta saying "how dare you"

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I saw a pic of a big truck or suv that had a sticker on the inside of the gas door of Greta saying "how dare you"

Appears to be a Raptor?, though I'm now going to order one and put it on my Jeep ?

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