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A Tacoma just tried to race me…:like:
Been there, done that. He still had the sticker on his window and I had a cap and loaded bed.

Easily beat him. Hit 60 when I backed off - he was behind me.

Course, I got my ass chewed from members for racing.

Doesn't matter - I'm still happy.
 

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Ok, was driving down 2 lane highway and this Toyota Corolla pulls up on my tail. He’s riding me and I’m doing like 75 give or take. Looking in rear view I see his front hood half hitched and flopping open and closed from my wake turbulence. Who am I to get in the way of morons. Pull to the right and this guy stomps it and the hood is now sucking wind pinned trying to open. He flies and I chuckle wondering how long it will take before…. What’s this! Haha ? Off on the shoulder with the hood into windshield. I laughed hard, it was a good day!
 

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A Tacoma just tried to race me…:like:
He's probably already posting on TW about how he "Owned" a Ranger. :LOL:

Or actually more like, he started to race a Ranger and the Ranger engine blew and it had to coast to the side of the road.

Ok, was driving down 2 lane highway and this Toyota Corolla pulls up on my tail. He’s riding me and I’m doing like 75 give or take. Looking in rear view I see his front hood half hitched and flopping open and closed from my wake turbulence. Who am I to get in the way of morons. Pull to the right and this guy stomps it and the hood is now sucking wind pinned trying to open. He flies and I chuckle wondering how long it will take before…. What’s this! Haha ? Off on the shoulder with the hood into windshield. I laughed hard, it was a good day!
I don't know if it's just this area or what, but the vehicles in the biggest state of disrepair seem to be in the biggest hurry.
 

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And in today's episode of Things That Should Be A Bad Joke But Are Actually True, we have this tidbit:

3D Printed Steak

As reported by The Independent, at least 30 high-end restaurants in London, Amsterdam, and Berlin are serving 3D-printed steaks to their patrons. The steaks are based on plant-based meat substitutes and are being supplied by an Israel-based startup called Redefine Meat

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What's next?

They'll just print money to pay all the debt?

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