A wife asked her husband,” If I died in a foreign country like Jerusalem and it took $30,000.00 to ship my body back home but only $500.00 to bury me there what would you do ?”
Husband: “ let me see…. I would pay to ship you back home.”
wife: “ Oh you would, Darling that is so sweet.”
Husband: “ See about 2000 years ago a man died there and 3 days later he rose from the dead….. I just can’t take that kind of risk….