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[Chris M]

That works for eating meals at a restaurant too.

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[AzScorpion]

That works for eating meals at a restaurant too.

I'll admit I'm guilty of doing this at times but it's usually for these two reasons.

One: the order is big and to show how great the place is.

or

Two: the order is terrible and to show how bad the place is.

What gets me are the ones who have to post about every darn meal they eat throughout the day. Oh, I had a scone for breakfast...

Even better are the ones who post they're going away and then post about every moment they're away. Then come home and find out they've been robbed not realizing they just told a bunch of strangers their house was vacant.

I know I've done it on a couple times here on my big trips but I really wasn't all that worried. Between the alarm, cameras and my neighbor bringing armed to the teeth let someone try and get in. lol

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Motorpsychology]

I'll admit I'm guilty of doing this at times but it's usually for these two reasons.

One: the order is big and to show how great the place is.

or

Two: the order is terrible and to show how bad the place is.

What gets me are the ones who have to post about every darn meal they eat throughout the day. Oh, I had a scone for breakfast...

Even better are the ones who post they're going away and then post about every moment they're away. Then come home and find out they've been robbed not realizing they just told a bunch of strangers their house was vacant.

I know I've done it on a couple times here on my big trips but I really wasn't all that worried. Between the alarm, cameras and my neighbor bringing armed to the teeth let someone try and get in. lol

i'm assuming that you took the compulsory photo of the meal and a selfie to prove you were actually there and not just ripping a photo of a meal off the Internet? We probably have 4-5 Gigabytes of meal photos on our cloud.

 

[AzScorpion]

Until they started labeling the back of the lids I use to hate biting into these not know what was inside. lol

The only ones you knew were the cherries.

 

[AzScorpion]

i'm assuming that you took the compulsory photo of the meal and a selfie to prove you were actually there and not just ripping a photo of a meal off the Internet? We probably have 4-5 Gigabytes of meal photos on our cloud.

Wow, that's a lot of selfies & meals!

I don't do selfies or many pictures for that matter and luckily neither does Annie. I think after 20 years together we only have a handful of pictures of us. I have more pics of my Ranger in my cloud than her.

 

[Chris M]

Wow, that's a lot of selfies & meals!

I don't do selfies or many pictures for that matter and luckily neither does Annie. I think after 20 years together we only have a handful of pictures of us. I have more pics of my Ranger in my cloud than her.

Blasphemy!

Ok, not really.

 

[dtech]

It's 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in.

He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.

Peggy Sue's father suggests, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it."

Bobby is shocked. "Excuse me, sir?" "Oh yes, Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She'll screw all night if we let her."

Peggy Sue comes downstairs and announces that she's ready to go. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad! The Twist! It's called the Twist!"

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

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[dtech]

A mom is driving a little girl to her friend’s house for a playdate.

"Mommy," the little girl asks, "How old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother warns. "It is not polite."

"OK," the little girl says. "How much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, "These are personal questions and are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

"That's enough questions, honestly!"

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

"My mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card; it has everything on it."

Later that night, the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are. You are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprise and shock now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and Daddy got a divorce."

"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"

"Because you got an F in sex."

 

[Motorpsychology]

Wow, that's a lot of selfies & meals!

I don't do selfies or many pictures for that matter and luckily neither does Annie. I think after 20 years together we only have a handful of pictures of us. I have more pics of my Ranger in my cloud than her.

Slight exaggeration. We have a favorite restaurant in Duluth, MN called Blackwoods. Kristi always takes a picture of her lavender martini

 

[Burnt Money]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

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