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[LB'sTremor]

Now I use the phone for a flashlight to see the menu in a dark restaurant...

yup Mood lighting = harder to spot the cockroaches

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[AzScorpion]

Before I finally gave in an got glasses I was doing this with menus too!

I finally caved in and got my first pair of readers (I think I was 44) when my arm wasn't long enough to hold the menu out and see it. lol

But I'll admit I do take pictures of stuff in stores so I can read it. Especially expiration dates. I swear they make these things so small on purpose and then they'll stamp it in black across another dark color so you can't read it.

Now I use the phone for a flashlight to see the menu in a dark restaurant...

Haha I do this often. There's one Mexican restaurant we go to here that's so dark inside (I swear they have 20 W bulbs in their lights) that I need my phones flashlight to see the menu.

 

[AzScorpion]

I guess this is fitting for the theme we're on now.

 

[AzScorpion]

A scary resemblance.

Ozzy Pawsbourne. The prince of barkness.

 

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