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[Fordup]

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[Dr. Zaius]

 

[5thranger]

I do that every time I get up to pee during the night.

 

[Sharky]

when he turns 60 or 65 & finds out how much his body hurts maybe he will realize it wasnt worth showing off like that .................

 

[Chris M]

Oh
Hell
No

 

[Rinn69]

Dude, how did you get a dingle-berry on your head ?!?
(watches video) Well, that explains it

 

[Fordup]

New cyber boat coming soon ?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[5thranger]

Or turn off water if a teenage boy is in the shower fulfilling his sexual fantasies.

 

[KNI]

Incorrect.

Gas and Diesel are made from trees from the time when bacteria and fungus were not developed enough to use lignin as a carbon source. Thus all the forest of earth did not rot when trees died and got buried in the ground where millenias in heated bedrock, without oxygen, the lingin turned to oil and gas.

So, oil & gas is pretty much vegan.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Incorrect.

Gas and Diesel are made from trees from the time when bacteria and fungus were not developed enough to use lignin as a carbon source. Thus all the forest of earth did not rot when trees died and got buried in the ground where millenias in heated bedrock, without oxygen, the lingin turned to oil and gas.

So, oil & gas is pretty much vegan.

Wait, so television hasn't been completely truthful with me?

 

[Motorpsychology]

Misconception #3142:
Sinclair Oil Corporation has long used a Brontosaurus named Dino as its mascot, the association being that dinosaurs morphed into crude oil. Brontosaurus excelsus did indeed roam the western US 150 million years ago, and was a herbivore (vegan), but I don't think that enough bronto poop was made to get compressed into oil.

But from a marketing standpoint, Dino is probably more identifiable than say, a Jurassic-era fern.

 

[KNI]

Wait, so television hasn't been completely truthful with me?

Unfortunately that is the case.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

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