How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Colo_Ranger]

As the father of a one year old, I'd poop my pants if I saw this.

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[Superdave62]

Damn, Napoleon Dynamite cleans up pretty good!

 

[Chris M]

Damn, Napoleon Dynamite cleans up pretty good!

May be, but I'm voting for Pedro.

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[Doc]

“Went to a dance, looking for romance
Saw Barbara Ann, so I thought I'd take a chance on
Barbara Ann
Take my hand
Barbara Ann
Take my hand
You got me rockin' and a rollin'
Rockin' and a reelin'
Barbara Ann
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann”

 

[LaBalbe]

As the father of a one year old, I'd poop my pants if I saw this.

If you managed to make it a full year without the kid pooping on you while you changed a diaper, congratulate yourself! And then pray, because either your transmission or your kid is going to blow up on you....

 

[Colo_Ranger]

If you managed to make it a full year without the kid pooping on you while you changed a diaper, congratulate yourself! And then pray, because either your transmission or your kid is going to blow up on you....

I've been peed on, but not pooped on. I'm a winner. hahaha

 

[5thranger]

“Went to a dance, looking for romance
Saw Barbara Ann, so I thought I'd take a chance on
Barbara Ann
Take my hand
Barbara Ann
Take my hand
You got me rockin' and a rollin'
Rockin' and a reelin'
Barbara Ann
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara Ann”

More like Nasty Ann??

 

[AzScorpion]

Guys, remember that Valentine's Day is coming up soon. Better get your gift before the price increases. ?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

More like Nasty Ann??

I don't know...

With that hairstyle, I'm thinking Karen.

Or now that has been replaced with Margaret.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[AzScorpion]

The good 'ol days!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Doc]

The good 'ol days!

My Mom “Show me who your friends are and Ill tell you who you are”
Me :

 

[Jason B]

I remember when streaming was cheaper than linear TV. Now, its more expensive. And... you can't have one service, you have to have them all. Shows jump between the services and its super annoying.

I've never wanted to sail the high seas more than I do right now.

It's almost cheaper to get cable or satellite TV than have 5 or 6 streaming services. We've come full circle.

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