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I remembered most of these, though there were a couple that I didn't encounter back in the stone age.

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How many of those items do you still have? 8 or 9 for me. Maybe 10 depending on what the wife has hoarded away.
 
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How many of those items do you still have? 8 or 9 for me. Maybe 10 depending on what the wife has hoarded away.
I've had everything on there at one time but I think the only thing I have left was the cracker/pick set which is still packed away in a box from moving. I'm not one that keeps (hoards) anything and can't stand clutter... Darn OCD! :crazy:

Like Chris I'm not sure what the last thing on the lower right is either?
 

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How many of those items do you still have? 8 or 9 for me. Maybe 10 depending on what the wife has hoarded away.
I may have an 8 track lurking somewhere.

The ones I didn't recognize are the Zenith thing (it's an ultrasonic remote) and the chalkholders (bottom right). I had to look them up.

My mom had the nut crackers/picks set and the electric skillet.

My Bronco still has the one on the top left ?
 

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I remembered most of these, though there were a couple that I didn't encounter back in the stone age.

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That pistol shot tape is still being sold today and kids are playing with the guns, so might be somewhat a miss here.
 


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I may have an 8 track lurking somewhere.

The ones I didn't recognize are the Zenith thing (it's an ultrasonic remote) and the chalkholders (bottom right). I had to look them up.

My mom had the nut crackers/picks set and the electric skillet.

My Bronco still has the one on the top left ?
I'd have never guessed chalk holders, even though they were holding chalk in the pic.
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And another artifact from the Pharaoh's Tombs that my Bronco still has...

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Same here.
The only thing I don't recognize right off is the one in the bottom right corner. What is that one?
I'm an idiot - can't tell my left from my right - I was going to reply with what I thought the item in the lower left was (a nut cracker set), and then I realized I got them backwards (probably due to me being left handed :LOL: ). I don't know what that thing it the lower right is either.
 

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and the chalkholders (bottom right). I had to look them up.
Now that you say that, I do remember seeing one of these way back when. Teachers used them to create lines on chalkboards to do writing and/or music. At least that is how I remember them being used.
 
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And another artifact from the Pharaoh's Tombs that my Bronco still has...

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And then there's this. Man, I had 3-4 of these and threw them all out years ago.

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Now that you say that, I do remember seeing one of these way back when. Teachers used them to create lines on chalkboards to do writing and/or music. At least that is how I remember them being used.
I used one to cut down on writing "I will not distract the class" 100x on the board as punishment for having a little fun. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
 

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I used one to cut down on writing "I will not distract the class" 100x on the board as punishment for having a little fun. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
"I am indicating by my actions, a desire for numerous writings of mountainous quantity."

It will fit on one line of paper..... Jr High science teachers punishment if you said "shut up" to another student, or other infractions in class. If it wasn't done in time, he added another 50.
 
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"I am indicating by my actions, a desire for numerous writings of mountainous quantity."

It will fit on one line of paper..... Jr High science teachers punishment if you said "shut up" to another student, or other infractions in class. If it wasn't done in time, he added another 50.
So that's where they got this from? :shock:

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