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Jason B
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Reminds me of that episode of Gilligan's Island where NASA thought they landed a probe on Mars, but it was on the island.
MountainGoat
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Mmm almost time to bite the bullet!
MountainGoat
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This sounds too much like the bear and eagle cage and bendy shotguns from WW2.Supposedly true, but not confirmed...
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When people say "enjoy them while they are young" they're talking about your knees and hips not your kids ?
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OK, this got me thinking...When people say "enjoy them while they are young" they're talking about your knees and hips not your kids ?
Who's your favorite vampire?
Lily Munster (Yvonne De Carlo)
Morticia Addams (Carolyn Jones)
Or Elvira (Cassandra Peterson)
So, from those 3 I'm going to have to choose...
Selene...
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There's a meme of a demon asking the devil why he lost. He's like why didn't you just say you won, you're the devil what could he do? The devil's like: OK first of all you weren't there an it happened pretty fast.
9zero1790
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if they were all in prime age range id have a tough choice on 3 of 4 of those. no elvira for me. are taste tests allowed before making a decision...OK, this got me thinking...
Who's your favorite vampire?
Lily Munster (Yvonne De Carlo)
Morticia Addams (Carolyn Jones)
Or Elvira (Cassandra Peterson)
So, from those 3 I'm going to have to choose...
Selene...
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No taste tests allowed.if they were all in prime age range id have a tough choice on 3 of 4 of those. no elvira for me. are taste tests allowed before making a decision...
Pick your bloodsucker and live with it
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If you get this.....
You're old.
You're old.
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I used to mountain bike, in Ft. Lauderdale, at a state park that he would do his jetski racing training. And now he does celebrity garages ... =)If you get this.....
You're old.
MountainGoat
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When I was a kid I had a Vanilla Ice tape I left on the dash of my Mom's RX7 and it melted! Truly it got all curvy and couldn't fit in the tape player anymore.If you get this.....
You're old.
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