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[Bob902]

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[GTGallop]

Asked the wife where she wanted to go for dinner.
She was hungry but not that hungry.
Maybe a place with good appetizers or we haven't had steak in a while.
Let's be responsible and not go extravagant, save some money.
But Taco Bell and In-and-Out are off the list.
I haven't had Italian so we could do that because Plaza Bonita makes great fajitas.
We should go somewhere with Margaritas on Happy Hour and get like a party platter from Chic-Fil-A.
I want to get a dessert so they have to have good desserts like a pastry shop.
How do you feel about Hot Pot? There's a new place around the corner I want to try out because I'm burned out on Asian food.
Fried chicken is a great idea but nothing too greasy.

Sooo many mixed signals and contradictions, that 30seconds into this conversation my mind went...

 

[Trigganometry]

Asked the wife where she wanted to go for dinner.
She was hungry but not that hungry.
Maybe a place with good appetizers or we haven't had steak in a while.
Let's be responsible and not go extravagant, save some money.
But Taco Bell and In-and-Out are off the list.
I haven't had Italian so we could do that because Plaza Bonita makes great fajitas.
We should go somewhere with Margaritas on Happy Hour and get like a party platter from Chic-Fil-A.
I want to get a dessert so they have to have good desserts like a pastry shop.
How do you feel about Hot Pot? There's a new place around the corner I want to try out because I'm burned out on Asian food.
Fried chicken is a great idea but nothing too greasy.

Sooo many mixed signals and contradictions, that 30seconds into this conversation my mind went...

So you settled for road kill by the looks of it! ?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Asked the wife where she wanted to go for dinner.
She was hungry but not that hungry.
Maybe a place with good appetizers or we haven't had steak in a while.
Let's be responsible and not go extravagant, save some money.
But Taco Bell and In-and-Out are off the list.
I haven't had Italian so we could do that because Plaza Bonita makes great fajitas.
We should go somewhere with Margaritas on Happy Hour and get like a party platter from Chic-Fil-A.
I want to get a dessert so they have to have good desserts like a pastry shop.
How do you feel about Hot Pot? There's a new place around the corner I want to try out because I'm burned out on Asian food.
Fried chicken is a great idea but nothing too greasy.

Sooo many mixed signals and contradictions, that 30seconds into this conversation my mind went...

Pro Tip:

Tell her, "Guess where I'm taking you for dinner?"

When she names something you know she likes say "You Guessed It!"

 

[9zero1790]

Pro Tip:

Tell her, "Guess where I'm taking you for dinner?"

When she names something you know she likes say "You Guessed It!"

dennis! you are a genius i would have never thought of that. its like a two for one mind game win. someone up the rank on this guys man card!

 

[Bob902]

Pro Tip:

Tell her, "Guess where I'm taking you for dinner?"

When she names something you know she likes say "You Guessed It!"

Is there a placed called "I don't know, where"?

 

[samsd]

Is there a placed called "I don't know, where"?

It's the place between I don't care and where ever you want to go.

 

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[Dr. Zaius]

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