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Hard to believe, Brewers were in the American League in 82 and the Cardinals beat Harvey's Wall bangers in the Worlds Series. Augie Bush was known to walk out of restaurants if they did not sell his beer but I get the the joke.
 
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“….break on through to the other side….”
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if the last time you got a piece of @#$ was due to cheap toilet paper... you might be

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Schlitz beer was ok…
joke … not so much ?
Hi Ferdi,

When the Schlitz brand went south, Ford bought all the cans waiting in a warehouse to be filled with Schlitz Beer....That is why the Ranger has such poor door closing sound...we made outer door panels with the Schilitz beer cans....:rolleyes:

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Phil
 

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Who put this damn smoke detector up here....But I got the new battery in it!

smoke dector.webp


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Hi Ferdi,

When the Schlitz brand went south, Ford bought all the cans waiting in a warehouse to be filled with Schlitz Beer....That is why the Ranger has such poor door closing sound...we made outer door panels with the Schilitz beer cans....:rolleyes:

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Phil

I think the the F150 boys beat you to the military grade beer cans….

dealer told me because the doors were aluminum, it held the cold in and that’s why my door locks would freeze on my one fitty
 

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Who put this damn smoke detector up here....But I got the new battery in it!

smoke dector.jpg


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Phil
Thought I sent the memo? No cameras when I’m at work!!!
 
 








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