How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Dr. Zaius]

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[RedlandRanger]

But will the cat think you are so crazy that you need to be put down?

And let's see if we can offend some nerds...

I must be dense, I can only figure out 4 groups that should/would be offended - anyone else missing the 5th group? Or maybe I'm not a big enough nerd?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I must be dense, I can only figure out 4 groups that should/would be offended - anyone else missing the 5th group? Or maybe I'm not a big enough nerd?

Shhhh, it's a secret...

The 5th group of nerds are the group that spotted the 4 groups immediately and continued searching for the 5th group in vain...

 

[9zero1790]

one thing i miss every christmas is the cookies grandma used to make. they had the ball sprinkles just like the dog has on his nose lol. brings back good memories. grams cookies have been around the globe, shared among at least 4 branches of the military by the early 2000's. guys would huddle up on mail calls knowing that the cookies would show up after thanksgiving. all of them waiting with hands out for a cookie. she must have baked hundreds of thousands in her life time. they made it to friends and neighbors even total strangers. if she knew someone had a mouth she had a cookie for it. sent them to grandpa and his buddies in ww2, cousins in korea with the navy, dad and uncles in vietnam with the airforce and i got my boxes and shared them around too. folks would joke, "low on ammo, but send more cookies first". christmas just is not the same with out them.

 

[Tracy Bowman]

I must be dense, I can only figure out 4 groups that should/would be offended - anyone else missing the 5th group? Or maybe I'm not a big enough nerd?

Well, apparently, I’m no nerd at all. No clue.

 

[Synfulz]

one thing i miss every christmas is the cookies grandma used to make. they had the ball sprinkles just like the dog has on his nose lol. brings back good memories. grams cookies have been around the globe, shared among at least 4 branches of the military by the early 2000's. guys would huddle up on mail calls knowing that the cookies would show up after thanksgiving. all of them waiting with hands out for a cookie. she must have baked hundreds of thousands in her life time. they made it to friends and neighbors even total strangers. if she knew someone had a mouth she had a cookie for it. sent them to grandpa and his buddies in ww2, cousins in korea with the navy, dad and uncles in vietnam with the airforce and i got my boxes and shared them around too. folks would joke, "low on ammo, but send more cookies first". christmas just is not the same with out them.

My grandmother would make me potato candy. You made mash potatoes and added confectionery sugar, then rolled into balls and froze them. Then dipped in chocolate and rolled in coconut. They were so good.

 

[Figarou]

 

[Jmarler]

 

[Trigganometry]

I got bagged on that one long ago. Old tube tv’s, dad walks by and puts his hand on it. It was warm so he knew it was on. No lying out of that one! ?

 

[LaBalbe]

 

[Jason B]

I must be dense, I can only figure out 4 groups that should/would be offended - anyone else missing the 5th group? Or maybe I'm not a big enough nerd?

I looked for the fifth group but couldn't find it. But if you look closely, you'll see that the "FIVE" was edited into the picture.

 

[Synfulz]

 

[Doc]

But will the cat think you are so crazy that you need to be put down?

And let's see if we can offend some nerds...

 

[FasterGT350]

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[FasterGT350]

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