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[9zero1790]

they look like cousins lol. they need some meat on em.

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[ROBERTECOX]

Looks like there was a dog the wood pile...or a deer?

 

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[NotBudule]

This is more to settle an argument between me and the wifey than a joke , but if i BET the lady on the corner $100.00 that she cant bring me to orgasm , that's gambling imo , wifey says its still prostitution , grey area ?

 

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[DrPerez007]

Speaking of funerals, when I was younger, every time I would go to a wedding, the elders would poke me and say “You’re next.” Now when I go to funerals and see the elders, I poke them and say, “You’re next.”

 

[Chris M]

This is more to settle an argument between me and the wifey than a joke , but if i BET the lady on the corner $100.00 that she cant bring me to orgasm , that's gambling imo , wifey says its still prostitution , grey area ?

Nah...your wife wins because it's the lady on the corner.
You wanna gamble....make the bet with your wife's sister.
Let us know how that plays out! ?

 

[P. A. Schilke]

Hi Doc,

We were running an Indycar Race in Rio de Janerio. It was our first time out of three years we would do this race. We were staying at Hotel Atlantica on Copacabana beach and there was a sidewalk Pizza place called Mab next door. So we headed there for on the Blvd. across from the beach.... We had several rounds of Antartica beer before ordering a couple pizzas. Suffering from tiny bladder syndrome, I had to go and went into the hallway next to the kitchen to face two doors. Labeled Ele and Ela. Okay...which is Men's... I chose to try Ele and it was correct, but there was a moment after a few beers that I was fearful my choice was 50/50 chance of being right... I regaled our crew with this Portuguese fact...As Spanish does not work in Brazil as they speak Portuguese...

Night time on the boardwalk of both Ipimina and Copacabana beach are a parade of hookers.... They are like mosquitoes.... everywhere....

Best,
Phil

 

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[Motorpsychology]

Thanks to Brockie on Stromtroopers forum:

 

[Toytec]

Turd suit.

 

[Figarou]

Turd suit.

 

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