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[Radioman]

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[Figarou]

Boog!!

Where's Elliot?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

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ok who tried it? what did it say lol

“YOU LOOK LIKE A TWAT NOW”

And if you look at it sideways...

“STILL A MASSIVE TWAT”

I cheated. I just looked at the comments on Youtube.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

A man walks in to a bar and orders 10 shots of whiskey.

The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"

The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."

The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.

The bartender asks, "What's wrong this time?"

The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."

The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.

Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"

The man looks up and says, "Apparently my wife does."

 

[Jason B]

Boog!!

Where's Elliot?

Can't do anything about it. He stole less than $900.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

A Russian soldier ran up to a nun.

Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later.”

The nun agreed.

A moment later two military police ran up and asked: “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.”

After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Ukraine.”

The nun said, “I understand completely.”

The soldier added, “I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”

The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would've seen a great pair of balls too. I don't want to go to Ukraine either."

 

[Figarou]

A man walks in to a bar and orders 10 shots of whiskey.

The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"

The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."

The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.

The bartender asks, "What's wrong this time?"

The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."

The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.

Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"

The man looks up and says, "Apparently my wife does."

Elmer Fudd and Daffy Duck break into a distillery.
Daffy turns to Elmer and says, “ Is this whiskey?”
Elmer says: “yeah, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank.”

 

[Motorpsychology]

Elmer Fudd and Daffy Duck break into a distillery.
Daffy turns to Elmer and says, “ Is this whiskey?”
Elmer says: “yeah, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank.”

 

[Figarou]

I use a voltmeter to check if the circuit is live before I start fixing it. However, today, my meter didn't work.

Needless to say, I was shocked. ?

 

[Motorpsychology]

I use a voltmeter to check if the circuit is live before I start fixing it. However, today, my meter didn't work.

Needless to say, I was shocked. ?

Ohm my God! Well at least you have the capacitance to share this on here. Hope you were able to solder on....

 

[Figarou]

Ohm my God! Well at least you have the capacitance to share this on here. Hope you were able to solder on....

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

2 pigs fell in the mud and three came out. ?

 

[Figarou]

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

2 pigs fell in the mud and three came out. ?

Biologist: Clearly they reproduced!

Engineer: Nah, there was already one pig in the mud beforehand.

 

[Figarou]

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