9zero1790
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yep. some chuckle head demanded a shamrock shake and mc rib as the last meal... took months to sort out. ruined it for everyone else.
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A university class studying medicine was invited for a few days into a neurology hospital to see brain surgery in progress. There were a number of patients coming through that day, starting off with a Japanese man. The surgeon opened up his skull and, to the surprise of the students, inside his head was a mass of tiny circuit boards, wires, connectors, and miniature computers. While the surgeon was off finding his tools curiosity got the better of one of the students and he dropped a penny into the patient's head. There was a puff of smoke, a mass of sparks, and a bang and the heart monitor went dead.
They wheeled that patient off to the morgue and the next gentleman came in, a middle-aged German man in for the same procedure. Once again the surgeon opened his skull, and to the amazement of the students, his head was a labyrinth of tiny gears, driveshafts, chains, and levers all whirring away at high speed, letting out little puffs of steam every few moments. The same student dropped a penny into his head and there was a mechanical grinding noise; a few seconds later all the tiny gears and cogs flew apart, and once again the heart monitor flatlined.
Not off to a good start, the assistants slowly wheeled him off to the morgue and the third patient for the day, an Australian, trundled in on the stretcher. The surgeon wearily opened his skull, and as he did so, all the students looked dumbfounded. In this head, there was just one thin wire stretching from one side to the other; the rest of the head was as empty as a can. The surgeon went off to change his gloves and after a moment, overcome with curiosity, the young uni student picked up a pair of scissors, lunged forward, and cut the wire in two.
The Aussie's ears fell off!
They wheeled that patient off to the morgue and the next gentleman came in, a middle-aged German man in for the same procedure. Once again the surgeon opened his skull, and to the amazement of the students, his head was a labyrinth of tiny gears, driveshafts, chains, and levers all whirring away at high speed, letting out little puffs of steam every few moments. The same student dropped a penny into his head and there was a mechanical grinding noise; a few seconds later all the tiny gears and cogs flew apart, and once again the heart monitor flatlined.
Not off to a good start, the assistants slowly wheeled him off to the morgue and the third patient for the day, an Australian, trundled in on the stretcher. The surgeon wearily opened his skull, and as he did so, all the students looked dumbfounded. In this head, there was just one thin wire stretching from one side to the other; the rest of the head was as empty as a can. The surgeon went off to change his gloves and after a moment, overcome with curiosity, the young uni student picked up a pair of scissors, lunged forward, and cut the wire in two.
The Aussie's ears fell off!
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Man that shit don't look right.
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On ANY level.Man that shit don't look right.
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I don't think I could fry them in a hot sizzling pan, or chop them up for a pizza toppingMan that shit don't look right.
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Don't eat the sausage, LOL.
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You talking the George.
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