How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[P. A. Schilke]

Me too. Used to watch Steve Irwin with my son.

Hi Tracy,

Went to Steve's Zoo in Australia...lots of crocodiles. First time we could actually pet Kangroo.

Amazing place...Tasmanian Devil...weird animal.. and so on...

Best,
Phil

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[Synfulz]

For those of you with racoon problems. ??

 

[Synfulz]

Take your goat to adult store day?

 

[Synfulz]

Yes hon please. ?

 

[Jason B]

Reminds me of the butterball turkey lady. Caller, I’m having trouble with my turkey, Lady, did you follow the instructions? Caller, yes 325 degrees for 3 hours. Lady you should be all right. Caller, but how do you get the plastic off?
True Story !

I remember a video of a woman that baked a turkey, it even came pre-stuffed. Turns out that it
was the bag of giblets.

On a personal faux pas. My mom gave me an air fryer. The first time I used it, there was a lot of smoke and burning smell. Inside the pan was a grill that was wrapped in plastic that
I forgot to take out.

That's what you call keeping your head on a swivel!

 

[Doc]

I remember a video of a woman that baked a turkey, it even came pre-stuffed. Turns out that it
was the bag of giblets.

On a personal faux pas. My mom gave me an air fryer. The first time I used it, there was a lot of smoke and burning smell. Inside the pan was a grill that was wrapped in plastic that
I forgot to take out.


That's what you call keeping your head on a swivel!

That alright, I put a snuffed out cigarette in the refrigerator….

 

[Langwilliams]

Take your goat to adult store day?

I thought stuff like that only happened in Florida

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

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And it starts

 

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Word

 

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For Sure

 

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Under pressure

 

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Back to school

 

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Will do

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