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Reminds me of the butterball turkey lady. Caller, I’m having trouble with my turkey, Lady, did you follow the instructions? Caller, yes 325 degrees for 3 hours. Lady you should be all right. Caller, but how do you get the plastic off?
True Story !

 

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[9zero1790]

I'll bet it's the same folks that never grabbed a spark plug wire while the engine was running.

i still have a twitch on the left side from an old briggs and straton... it was an electrifying lesson i never forgot...

 

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id vote for that dog ahead of most of the politicians these days.

 

[Synfulz]

Reminds me of the butterball turkey lady. Caller, I’m having trouble with my turkey, Lady, did you follow the instructions? Caller, yes 325 degrees for 3 hours. Lady you should be all right. Caller, but how do you get the plastic off?
True Story !

My first younger ? filipina wife cooked me a frozen pizza one time. I smelled burning, so I open the oven and there is the pizza sitting on the cardboard. ??

 

[BS67]

I'll bet it's the same folks that never grabbed a spark plug wire while the engine was running.

About 30 years ago I was in the building down at the farm with my father-in-law. He was working on his Model T......He asked me to hold the pliers on a certain part of the engine so he could see if there was spark. What he didn't tell me and what I didn't know anything about was something called a magneto. He cranked that over and those pliers went flying across the shop..........that was 30 years ago and we still haven't found those pliers!

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