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[FasterGT350]

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[FasterGT350]

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[Chris M]

Except for these two...Fred and Jenny.

 

[Figarou]

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My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.

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[P. A. Schilke]

Absolutely! They obviously made the sign! ?

HI Adam,

For you civilians it is 1 O'Clock
For you Navy Folks it is 2 Bells
For you Army and Air Force folks it is 1300 hrs
For you Marines The little mouse's big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1.

(My Dad's joke being an USAF 30 year man)

Best,
Phil

 

[Doc]

HI Adam,

For you civilians it is 1 O'Clock
For you Navy Folks it is 2 Bells
For you Army and Air Force folks it is 13hrs
For you Marines The little mouse's big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1.

(My Dad's joke being an USAF 30 year man)

Best,
Phil

USAF here …Spectre Gunship 2.5 years in Country..
Viet Nam, Cambodia, Laos and Red China. 4 DFC’s
9 Air Medals. 4 years active, 2 inactive, 2 years Army National guard .

 

[9zero1790]

this story was featured in the fort worth paper today.
my summary minus the video that can seen online...
glad things are back to normal in texas and the news is calm.

Man on riding lawnmower uses pool noodle to fight off emu

Who: Toby and Michelle Wilson

What: man attacked by giant angry birds, victim uses noodle to defend himself against two or more attackers.

When: every time the man mows his yard or walks in sight of emu.

Where: Fort Worth Texas, the Wilson’s residence

Why: emu are jerks and hate guys with man bun hair do, emu also are strongly anti lawn mower…

How: predatory animal instinct was used by the emu to ambush innocent man that needs a haircut on gas powered lawn cutting machine, man defends himself with a foam flotation device (pool noodle from Walmart) * no emu where harmed during this event. Video evidence is available on Tiktok.

https://www.star-telegram.com/news/nation-world/national/article262543922.html

 

[Tracy Bowman]

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Amen!

 

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[FasterGT350]

Does she do the dishes?

 

[FasterGT350]

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