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Firestone Alley? Where the rubber meets the road????

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I thought Firestone was a four letter word for the Ford Engineers? Wasn't Firestone tires sold on the Ford Exploders that had a tendency to roll over?
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Who do we blame for misspelling "personnel"? The Air Force? :)
There's another joke running around in there somewhere involving "Aim High"
SUNGLASSES.webp
 

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A reporter was interviewing members of each service. To get an idea of the difference between them he asked a guy from each service what would they do if they found a scorpion in their tent.

Navy guy: I'd grab a boot an kill it.
Army guy: I'd crush it with my bare hand.
Marine guy: I'd tear the stinger off an eat it!
Air Force guy: I'd call the front desk and ask them why in the hell is there a tent in my hotel room.
 

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Riddle:

two guys your age go out to the bars at 10:00 on a Saturday night
one has 6 beers while the other has 3 beers and 2 shots of Jack.

Who gets hammered first???

trick question - no one your age is out partying after 10:00 :giggle:
 

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Riddle:

two guys your age go out to the bars at 10:00 on a Saturday night
one has 6 beers while the other has 3 beers and 2 shots of Jack.

Who gets hammered first???

trick question - no one your age is out partying after 10:00 :giggle:
true story!
 
 








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