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[FasterGT350]

Messy

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[FasterGT350]

Messy 2

 

[FasterGT350]

Auto or Stick?

 

[FasterGT350]

Must be Friday

 

[Big Blue]

Auto or Stick?

Sign of the times, in the US at least!

 

[Figarou]

Ooooookaaaaay.

 

[FasterGT350]

Ooooookaaaaay.

WTF over

 

[9zero1790]

Messy

several years back a friend of mine bought a new to him s10 truck. he called to tell me he was on his way to show it to me. a few seconds into the call he started cussing and being angry. then he hung up. when he got to my driveway his truck had paint all over it that had fallen from a painters van. i felt bad for him, but i get a laugh out of it now.

 

[9zero1790]

Auto or Stick?

the manual transmission is like an anti theft for those under 30 lol.

 

[Motorpsychology]

Ooooookaaaaay.

Must be the Deluxe Plutonium Package.

 

[Figarou]

Waldo is not here. But can you spot the elephant? ?

 

[Chris M]

Must be the Deluxe Plutonium Package.

TEXAS Edition Deluxe Plutonium Package.

 

[Motorpsychology]

TEXAS Edition Deluxe Plutonium Package.

Yeah, I should've noticed all the Texas Edition labels.

 

[Figarou]

 

[NotBudule]

So Randy Pridemore walks into a bar , everyone knows Randy Pridemore at this bar , ….ehhh , i dont want to type “Randy Pridemore “ each time so ill shorten it , “RP” … ok , so RP walks into his local bar where everyone knows (and loves) him , when RP approaches the bar , all mouths are aghast , the music stops , and people cant believe what they are seeing ! RP is a very large , well built man , and , he still was , but now, as he stands there , his head is the size of a softball ! well , coconut , the size of a coconut , not a shrunken head like in beetlejuice , his normal head , just much , MUCH smaller…Comically small , and medically impossible . OMG ! RP ! What in the hell happened to your head! RP proceeds to tell the story (in a VERY high pitched voice now , because of how freakishly small his head is ) of how he was walking down the beach when he came across this bottle that he opened and a beautiful genie came out (yep , all that to get to a genie in a bottle joke , might as well finish it) . Miss super hot genie explained that she was there to grant him 3 wishes ! (standard policy ) .RP didn't have to think long on wish #1 , but was quickly informed by the genie that wishing harm on forum members was a strict violation of the GCC (genie code of conduct) . RP let out a big sigh and said ” ok then wish # 1 , i want to be rich ! “ POOF ! instant unlimited wealth , set forever . , couldn't spend it all if he tried …..”and you next wish sir? The genie asks , “well now that im rich , id like to live forever to enjoy it .! POOF ! instant health ! live as long as you want to and never get any older …nice …. And the superhot, scantly clad genie asks “and your final wish sir ? RP looks miss genie up and down and decides “ for my last wish i would like to have sex with you ! right here , right now ! your amazingly hot ! The Genie immediately interjected , “NO way , STRICT violation of the GCC (Genie code of conduct ) sex can not happen ! RP asks “then how about a little head ?

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